Thursday, February 25, 2010

Greetings Laff Lovers,

One of the girl's in the office was complaining about how
difficult it was to keep her husband on a diet.

Another girl tried to offer some helpful advice, "Just tell
him he's cut off until he loses ten pounds. You know, sort
of like a reward system."

"I want to motivate him," she retorted, "not punish me!"

"The solution is simple," I interjected. "Just tell him
instead of eating cheeseburgers he should spend more time
eating fur-burger. That way you can achieve both of your
goals.

I 'tsk, tsk, tsk'ed' at them, "What did you bitches do before
you had me to solve your problems for you?"

Problem-solvingly,

TZ

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Surprised, he answered, "Thanks! I'd like chicken."

"You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."



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A little girl complained to her father, "Daddy, I wish I
had a little sister!"

Trying to be funny, her father joked, "But honey, you
already have a sister!"

Confused, the toddler asked, "I do?"

"Sure," her dad said, pulling the kid's chain. "You don't
see her because every time you come in the front door, she
scoots out the back door!"

The confused toddler thought for a moment and then beamed,
"You mean just like my other daddy!"



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