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Sunday, May 29, 2016
Greetings Laff Lovers,
The other night I made the mistake of letting my wife have control of the TV remote. Consequently I spent 2 hours staring at Helen Hunt's forehead in the movie What Women Want.
To be perfectly honest it is not a terrible movie, but I have seen it once before, and really, with a movie like that once is enough.
Anyway, after the movie was over my wife turned to me and asked, "Would you want to be able to listen in on women's secret thoughts?"
"Are you kidding?" I told her. "I can barely stand listening to women talk, much less listening to what they think."
After I felt the temperature in the room drop ten or fifteen degrees from my wife's icy stare I quickly added, "Except for you, of course. I'm always interested in what you have to say!"
But it was too late. Ah well, a little bit of honesty in a relationship every now and then is a good thing.
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The wife nods.
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