Monday, December 21, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Welcome to winter folks! Today is the solstice, which means
not only is it the first day of winter, but tonight is also
the longest night of the year.
The good news is that after tonight the days will start to
get longer again by about a minute per day. The bad news is
the next two months are going to be bitterly cold and snowy.
The other bad news is that I tend to get cranky in the winter.
I think I suffer from SAD (that's Seasonal Affective Disorder).
I need to be out and active in the heat and the sun to be
really happy.
My wife on the other hand is more of a night owl. She doesn't
seem to have any problem going entire days without ever seeing
the sun out.
Weird. Maybe she's a vampire. That would certainly explain
all of the fang marks on my johnson.
Van Helsing-ly,
TZ
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Teacher asks her class, "What is the animal depicted on a
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Little Johnny says, "I know, teacher, I know!"
Against her better judgment she calls on him and he says,
"Teacher, it is a cock."
Teacher asks the class, "Why is a cock on a weather vane?"
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