Thursday, March 24, 2011
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Each one of us is a mixture of good qualities and some perhaps
not so good qualities. In considering our fellow man, we
should remember his good qualities and realize that his faults
only prove that he is, after all, a human being. We should
refrain from making harsh judgment of a person just because he
happens to be a dirty, rotten, no-good son-of-a-bitch.
Anthropologically,
TZ
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"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you
give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a
house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries,
she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll
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"She multiplies and enlarges all that is given to her.
"So, if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of
shit."
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.
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When I was 13, I hoped one day I would have a girlfriend
with big tits.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there
was no passion, so, I decided I needed a passionate girl
with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too
emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama
queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I
decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl, but she was
boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited
about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I
needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep
up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never
settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made
me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially
and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find
a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her
feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She
was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I
owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with
big tits.
Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com