Thursday, December 20, 2012Greetings Laff Lovers,
TZ, I talked to one of your customer service girls and she told me you're not the wild man you come off as in your 'zine. But I knew you'd like this one:A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling her pussy. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book.
The wife got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, "What the hell are doing, taking all your jammies off?"
The wife replied, "You were playing with my pussy. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier."
The husband said, "Hell no! I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages."
-Jim
Very funny, Jim. And if one of our customer service girls said that about me it is probably because I'm doing her and she doesn't want to let the secret out of the bag.
Illicitly,
TZ
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THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZTwo prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00."
A policeman, seeing the sign, Stopped them and told them they would either have to remove the sign Or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."
One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!"
"Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."
So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.
The following day found the same police officer In the area when he noticed the two ladies Driving around with a large sign on their car again.
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