Thursday, May 9, 2013

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Have you ever done anything really stupid with your phone, like jump into a pool with it in your pocket? Everybody seems to have one of those stories. One of the girls here in the office dropped her phone in the toilet at a bar. And yes, she went in and got it. Hey, a $300 phone is a $300 phone. Of course, I wouldn't have gone after it, and it didn't make a difference to her, either, because after sticking her hand in piss the phone was still ruined anyway.

My stupid story happened on the golf course. We were trying to finish 18 when a shower hit. It wasn't a downpour, but it was enough to soak me to the skin. And yes, I completely forgot my phone was in my pocket.

So what is the point of all these stories? The point is we all have them, and now I have a solution for you. It is the Waterproof Phone Bag.

These bags are made to take a beating. Made of ultra-durable TPU, they are heat, cold, puncture, scratch, and tear resistant. Did I mention that you can still talk, text, take pictures, or even play a game of angry birds with your phone in the bag.

Yes, the touch screen will work right through the plastic.

They are made to be rolled up and stuffed in your pocket so you always have it with you when you need it. Try doing that with a big hard plastic case.

If you want more proof...click the link and watch Anisa submerge her phone while it is in the Waterproof Phone Bag.

Click here to save yourself hundreds on a new phone with the Waterproof Phone Bag.

Perfectly good for iPhone 4, 4S, iPhone 5, Samsung Galaxy 2, Samsung Galaxy 3, HTC One X and more.

Preventively,

TZ

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At a wine merchant's, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away.

He gave him a glass to drink.

The drunk tried it and said: "It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.?

"That's correct," said the boss.

Another glass.... "It's a cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results."

"Correct."

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He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.

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