Monday, April 19, 2010

Greetings Laff Lovers,


"TZ, truth in advertising demands that you
change the name of your publication from
Laff-a-Day to Laff-a-Couple-Times-a-Week.
Although it doesn't have the same ring to
it."


Shit...if there were any truth in advertising I would have
a 10-inch johnson that stayed hard for an hour at a time
and I would have retired ten years ago on all the money I
made investing in Internet pyramid schemes.

Not-any-time-soon-ly,

TZ

Send me comments, jokes and pictures of all the hot women in
your family at this link: mailto:tz@gophercentral.com



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if you're ever stuck on the San Diego freeway behind a
long line of toads, you're screwed." -Jay Leno



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"Don't waste your time. I'd never go out with a perfect
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"It seems we're both in luck. I'm far from perfect."



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-Jimmy Fallon



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Suzy Lee fell in love, she planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy about it all, she told her pappy so.

Pappy told her, "Suzie Gal, you'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo maw don't know, but Joe is yo half-
brother."

So Suzie forgot about her Joe and planned to marry Will.

But after telling pappy this, he said "There's trouble still
you can't marry Will, my gal, and please don't tell yo mother,
cause Will and Joe and several mo I know is yo half-brother."

But mama knew and said, "Honey child, do what makes yo happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe, You ain't no kin to pappy!"



Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com

P.S. You can discuss this issue or any other topic in the
new Laffaday forum here... http://laffaday.gophercentral.com

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