Thursday, September 15, 2011

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I just read a story from the Associated Press which said that for the 12 months that ended in August, the Consumer Price Index, that is what consumers paid for a range of goods and services, rose 2 percent, the biggest year-over-year increase in nearly three years.

What does that mean? To you and me it means inflation.

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Bargainingly,

TZ

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"Some things just aren't funny. Beatings aren't funny. Mimes aren't funny. But beating a mime - why is that so hilarious?" --Dave Attell



While trying to track down the cause of a recurrent vaginitis in a young woman, I asked her whether her partner was circumcised. My query drew only a blank look. I rephrased the question in what I felt was a clever and tactful manner: "When he doesn't have an erection, can you see the head of his penis, or is it covered by folds of skin?"

Her unabashed and matter-of-fact response: "I don't know, I've never seen him without an erection."

I felt rather 'obsolete' the rest of the day.



"In Iran, a woman can be stoned for committing adultery. In the United States, women commit adultery while stoned." -Jay Leno



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In a third grade class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?"

"How old is your mother, dear?" asks the teacher.

"Forty." she replies.

"Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant."

The little girl then asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?"

"Well, dear, how old is your sister?"

The little girl answers, "Nineteen."

"Oh, yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant."

The little girl then asks, "Can I get pregnant?"

"How old are you, dear?"

The little girl answers, "I'm eight years old."

"No, dear, you can't get pregnant..."

Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, "See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."