Thursday, October 24, 2013

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Do you folks remember the story from a couple years ago about University of California, Davis police officer John Pike who pepper-sprayed a bunch of students who were peacefully protesting rising tuition costs (which is a scandal in itself)?

These kids were sitting on a sidewalk, on campus, creating an obstacle that would have taken a good five seconds to walk around, but Lt. Pike felt it necessary to douse them for about 15 seconds with a chemical irritant used for crowd control.

Well, because of the trauma he suffered from torturing those poor, dumb kids, this fat fuck appealed for and just received a workers' compensation claim in the amount of $38,000.

Torture a bunch of college kids and receive $38,000. Sounds like a good deal to me. I think most college kids are dumb asses anyway, do you think someone will pay me to spray chemicals in their faces?

Do you think there is a pay scale involved with this kind of thing? What do you think I could get if I shot some kids? Oh wait, you have to have a badge before you get paid for doing things like that.

News like this kind of makes a person want to buy a firearm, doesn't it?

Protestingly,

TZ

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