Monday, April 5, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Well, we couldn't have drawn better ski weather. The first
two of our three ski days were chilly and snowy...perfect!
On day one we all skied together. It had been fourteen years
since my wife skied, so she had enough after a couple of
hours. But me and the kids ripped it up?on the green runs,
that is.
The next day they were in an all day ski lesson, so I was
out on my own trying to squeeze in as much tough stuff as
I could. I tell you, all those squats and lunges I did for
the past two months really paid off. My body held up like
a champ, I just wish I could get and maintain a erection.
I rode the lift with a guy my age who has a cabin out there,
and he wanted to pal up. I considered it for a while because
I thought maybe I could get a cheap rate on a rental, but as
soon as we got to talkin? he said he had to go... Go figure.
The last day was sunny and 45 degrees. Absolutely gorgeous.
The kids and I skied all over. I was stunned at how well
they did. The lesson paid off in spades. I took them over
to the blue runs (intermediate level) and we never looked
back I have to push my twelve year old girl a bit, but once
she gets over her fear she really has fun. My nine year old
boy showed only momentary fear when we got to the top of our
first blue run.
"That looks so steep," he said, then pointed at a sign with
a green dot and an arrow that said, 'Easiest Way Down'. "Can
we take that way?"
I considered it for a second, then decided this is a good
teaching moment. I could teach him patience, understanding
and that a father listens when His children speak.
"I'll tell you what," I said, "let's go down this one time
and see how you like it. If you don't like it we'll stick to
the easier runs. OK?"
"OK, Dad." And down he went.
"You two next," I said to my girls.
The fourteen year old took off down the mountain.
"I don't want to, I'm scared," said the twelve year old.
"Shut the fuck up and get your ass down the hill, got it?"
Sometimes she needs a shove.
Vacationingly,
TZ
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