Thursday, July 23, 2015

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I have been following this Rachel Dolezal story with all the fascination of someone who can't help but stare at a car wreck.

Most recently this white-black (or wh-ack) former president of the Spokane NAACP has said that she wants to write a book about her experiences crossing the boundaries of racial identification.

Hell, I support her. I have been thinking about jumping on this transracial bandwagon myself. I have never quite felt completely comfortable in my own skin. But I am trying to decide what I best identify with.

I'm thinking Canadian. Or maybe even French-Canadian!

Racially,

TZ

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As I slipped my finger inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger out and in seconds she was going down on me.

"I really need a new fucking boat," I thought to myself.



"Get this," said one drinker to his friends at the bar, "Last night while I was here with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.

"Did he get anything?" his friends asked.

"yeah, a broken jaw, two teeth knocked out, and a pair of busted nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."



The wife left a note on the fridge, "It's not working! I can't take it any more, I've gone to stay at my mother's!"

I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold...God only knows what she was talking about.



If you are over 45-years-old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test.

How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?


1. _ _NDOM

2. F_ _K

3. P_N_S

4. PU_S_

5. S_X

6. BOO_S

*****

Answers:

1. RANDOM

2. FORK

3. PANTS

4. PULSE

5. SIX

6. BOOKS

You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?

You do NOT have Alzheimer's

You are a Pervert.