Monday, September 6, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I was in the kitchen getting some water when Satan, our office
manager, and Magilla, our boss, walked in.
"What time is it?" Satan asked.
"Four o'clock," I told her.
"I swear," she said, "coming to work late makes the day drag
so slowly. I am so tired."
Satan is an early riser. She is usually here by 5:30 a.m. What
possesses her to come in that early I don't know.
"What time did you get in?" Magilla asked her.
"7:45," she yawned.
I yawned, too and said, "Now you know why I'm always so tired.
Getting in here at 9 ruins my whole day."
Lazily,
TZ
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At the end of our first date the girl told me I was crazy
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Why do women always want us to make a commitment?
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Two guys are at the bar staring into their drinks, when one
says, "Hey Harry, have you ever suspected your wife of
leading a double life?"
Harry says, "Yeah, all the time--her own and mine."
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A white guy was having trouble satisfying his wife, so he
went to his black buddy at work for advice.
"Listen," said the inept white guy, "I know you soul
brothers always satisfy your women. How do you do it?"
"Oh, dat ain't no problem," said his friend. "What I does
is stick it in 'em real slow, and then pull it out from 'em
real fast. Keep doin' that and dey come every time."
The white guy went home that night and tried his friend's
technique out. He stuck it in real slow, and then pulled it
out real fast, just like his buddy said. After a while he
asked his wife, "Honey, do notice anything different about
the way I'm doing it?"
"Yeah," she said, "you're screwing just like black guy."
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