Thursday, December 1, 2011

Greetings Laff Lovers,

The whole family stopped by my father's house last night for a quick visit.

While I was in the kitchen looking through his refrigerator I heard him in the other room teasing one of my girls. That is one of the habits of people as they get older, they tend to say whatever the fuck comes into their minds.

Anyway, I heard him tell her that she is looking a little plump. "You need to stop eating," he cautioned her, "like maybe for a month!"

Thankfully I heard her laugh the comment off. I remember thinking to myself that she is more mature than I thought.

Of course, later than night I heard her complaining in a weepy tone to her mother about what Grandpa said.

Feeling the arrival of an important father-daughter moment I said, "I thought I heard you laugh it off when he said that?"

"I did," she said, "because I didn't want Grandpa to think I was weak."

I hugged her and told her how awesome she is, even with a few extra pounds on her, and how I thought I would teach her something just now, but it ended up that she taught me.

She smiled and went up to bed while I was transported back to being 13 in my father's house. Oh, what challenges I faced! School, sports, part-time job, folks that hated each other, and where, oh where could I possibly hide all this sperm I was ejaculating?

Compared to that a little baby fat is nothing.

Generationally,

TZ

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She replied, "What other way is there?"



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It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.

As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car or were they trying to steal it?

"Heavens no, we bought it."

"Then why don't you drive it away."

"We can't drive."

"Then why did you buy it?"

"We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting."