Monday, December 10, 2012

Greetings Laff Lovers,

The wife was volunteering at the community center this weekend. So pretty much she was gone from nine in the morning until nine at night both Saturday and Sunday.

That left me in charge of the house and the kids.

Well, "in charge" is a liberal interpretation of the situation. I was chauffeur, cook and referee. After 48 hours they had me worn pretty thin.

It was nothing in particular, just the constant whining, needling and demanding. Without even realizing it I had shifted into a sort of permanent disciplinary mode.

Sunday night my sixteen-year-old asked me something, I don't remember what, something about dinner, and after I answered her I noticed her somewhat shocked and slightly hurt expression.

"What?" I demanded.

"Why are you yelling at me?"

"I'm not yelling!" I shouted. "This is just how dads talk."

Parentally,

TZ

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