Thursday, April 29, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
This is all my wife's fault. For some reason my nine-year-
old son refuses to eat. Well, anything good for him, any-
way. And it's just getting worse.
He used to be willing to eat pizza, the occasional hamburger,
but now, apparently, all he wants to eat is breakfast cereal,
rice, mashed potatoes, buttered toast, spaghetti, and Pop
Tarts! Nothing but starches.
The girls never went through anything like this when they
were his age.
And it's such a shame, too, because as long as she sticks
to what she knows, his mother is a pretty good cook. The
other night she made a delicious pot of stuffed peppers
(basically giant meatballs stuffed into whole bell peppers
and simmered in a delicious, thick red sauce for about two
hours). He wouldn't touch it.
He sat and whined until she finally let him have a bowl of
cereal.
My opinion is to let him starve. Eventually he'll get hungry
enough to eat what's put in front of him. Think of me as
Faye Dunaway in "Mommie Dearest".
Hopefully he'll grow out of this before I have to resort to
beating him.
Fatherly,
TZ
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Neville the Aborigine had been out of work for a long time
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To his surprise it was a fellow Aborigine who answered.
Neville breathed a sight of relief and said to the other
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The man replied, "I bon on 'olidays,"
Neville then said, "Na, mate, where's ya BIN?"
"I bin on 'olidays I tell ya," was the reply.
Neville, slightly frustrated, says, "Na, ya idiot --
where's ya wheelie bin?"
The other bloke looked round to see who might be listening.
"Well," he said. "I weally bin in jail -- but I'm tellin'
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Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com
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