Monday, May 30, 2011

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Hopefully you're reading this Tuesday, because if you're
inside on the computer reading email on Memorial Day when
you're supposed to be outside grilling and enjoying your
friends and family then you've got some serious problems.

Helpfully,

TZ

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your family at this link: mailto:tz@gophercentral.com



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"I never went to the prom, which was probably for the best
because the only person who asked me to go was the janitor."
-Jimmy Kimmel



Roger had set a double date for himself and his friend Tony.
Roger said, "Tony, I'll give you first choice. Let me tell you
what the girls are like. Sandra has kind of a dumpy figure and
is plain-looking, but she gives an incredible blowjob. Suzie
is pretty and has a great pair of legs, which she shows off by
wearing high heels all the time."

"Say no more," interrupted Tony. "I'll go for head over heels
anytime."



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"On 'Dancing With the Stars,' Kirstie Alley performed a
cartwheel. So if you were in the greater Los Angeles area,
that's what you felt." -Conan O'Brien


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Little Johnny asks his Dad, "Why does Mommy have a shrimp?"

Dad says, "A shrimp? What are you talking about?"

Johnny says, "I'll show you!"

They go into the bedroom, and there lies mommy sleeping
naked. Johnny points between her legs and says, "There!"

Dad says, "That's not a shrimp, that's her clitoris!"

Johnny says, "Oh, tastes like a shrimp."


Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com