Monday, July 19, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I just read an article on msn.com about the 18 things a man
should never do in the company of a woman. It was entitled,
'Things a Man Should Never Do in the Company of a Woman.'
I would love to meet the chick who wrote this brilliant bit
of gender libel. Some of the items she included were...
* Reveal how much your car cost.
* Clean your gun.
* Question our footwear.
* Tip less than 20 percent.
* Talk about former exploits. Ever.
* Flip it, flop it, swing it around, tug on it, adjust it,
scratch it, or do anything that will remind us that it's
just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure
and satisfaction.
* Scream?at the dog, at the guy who just stole your parking
spot, at Bill Belichick. When we hear you raise your voice,
we have an idea of what we're in for.
* Use the words bitch, slut, tramp, or whore, unless refer-
ring to another man.
* Tell us you're going to kiss us. (Just get on with it!)
And I'll tell you why this list is almost complete bullshit,
because the items above just about describe my first date
with the woman who is now my wife (except for the guns).
That was seventeen years ago and she is just as happy now
as the day we were married.
Satisfyingly,
TZ
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Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says "Do you ever
start thinking about something, and when you go to talk,
you say something you don't mean?"
The Second guy says "Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane
tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these huge
tits, and instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pitts-
burgh' I asked for 'two tickets to Titsburgh'."
The First guy says, "Yeah, well I was having breakfast with
my wife last week, and instead of saying 'Honey can you
please pass me the sugar?', I said 'You've ruined my life
you FUCKING BITCH.'"
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