Thursday, February 5, 2015

Greetings Laff Lovers,

My kids are older now and they stay up relatively late. In the past when my wife and I were feeling amorous we could put the kids to sleep by 9, wait 30 minutes, fool around for 3 minutes and then I'd be sleeping by 9:34.

Not anymore. The kids don't seem to sleep, and the noise they make causes my wife's legs to clamp shut.

So we're both pretty damned horny. I woke her up for work one morning and she was smiling.

"I was having a wonderful dream," she cooed. "You were on top of me, kissing me, making love to me."

I looked at the clock: 6 am. So I climbed back into bed and began to nuzzle her.

"What are you doing?"

"Finishing your dream," I said.

"That's sweet of you, honey, but would you mind leaving the room so I can finish it myself?"

High-and-dryly,

TZ

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