Monday, August 5, 2013

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Well, the time has finally arrived. My oldest daughter is off to college. The whittling down of choices process to a while, but when she informed us of where she would be attending it was every bit as emotional as everyone warned it would be.

She paused for effect, smiled broadly, began jumping up and down and said, "I've picked the university downtown and I'm going to be living at home!!!"

My wife screamed, began jumping up and down and hugged her.

I began jumping up and down screaming, "Fuck no! You can't do this. You're supposed to get the fuck out now. I'm supposed to have one less pain-in-the-ass to deal with. You fucking kids don't get it..."

My wife tried to console me. She gently led me away to the living room. I shook her off of me.

"No!" I said. "This is not the way normal kids do it. They are supposed to WANT to get the fuck out. Our kids are retarded. Hey, I have an idea! I'll pay! I'll pay! I'll pay the room and board! How about that?"

"Thanks, but no, Dad. I'm doing this on my own."

I sat and cried for a few minutes then got up and had a cookie.

Crowdedly,

TZ

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