Thursday, January 13, 2011
Greetings Laff Lovers,
It used to be that I hated being home. I was a young man with
energy and ambitions. I needed to spread my legs, er...wings
(sorry, I was thinking about my wife before we were married).
I worked ten hours a day and when I wasn't at work I was
playing golf or making out-of-town excursions.
Now that marriage and family has sucked the life out of me,
all I ever want to do is sit at home and lock the world out.
I just wish everyone else would get the fuck out of there.
Solitarily,
TZ
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Two friends were out walking home from the bar one night.
"Shit," said the first guy, "as soon as I get home, I'm
gonna rip the wife's nylons off!"
"What's the rush?" his friend asked.
"The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me," the first
guy replied.
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin
and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to
me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your
private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the
prisoner'. Therefore, what we do is put the prisoner in
the prison. Then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling
with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey
the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-
imprison him.
"After the second time they spent, they guy reaches for
his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new
experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile,
"Honey, the prisoner is out again!
"The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs
of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the
bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey,
the prisoner escaped again.
"Limply turning his head, he YELLS at her, "Hey, it is not
a life sentence!"
Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com