Monday, December 13, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
The wife is gone. She didn't leave me. At least I hope she
didn't leave me....with the kids. She went to spend a few
days with her parents.
She left this morning. My sister-in-law will be coming over
for a couple hours in the afternoons for when the kids come
back from school, but the rest of the time TZ is the man of
the house, and it's going to be martial law.
Homework from five to seven. Dinner from seven to seven-
thirty. Dishes from seven-thirty to eight. One hour of tele-
vision and by nine-thirty everybody is in bed!
Then from ten-thirty until my hand gets tired is TZ time.
It's fool-proof.
TZ
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your family at this link: mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,' I said, '6,'" replies
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"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fuckin' difference?" asks the father.
"That's what I said!"
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Each morning Jake would drive down Sunset Blvd. on his way
to work. For the past year a pretty hooker standing on the
corner of Sunset gave him the eye as he passed. Of late, she
took to showing him parts of what he would get if he stopped
to pick her up. Jake was a good husband and family man and
didn't want to cheat on his wife. However, lately the hooker
was looking so tempting, he could not get her out of his
mind.
After spending many sleepless nights, he went to consult a
psychiatrist. He told the psychiatrist she was driving him
crazy, he was married 45 years, and did not want to cheat on
his wife.
"What should I do?" asked Jake.
The psychiatrist said, "Take Melrose Avenue."
Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com