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Thursday, March 24, 2016

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I just read an article trying to explain why Donald Trump is so popular. The story was over 3,000 words long and was packed with all sorts of anecdotes and opinions, none of which was a clear and concise explanation.

Apparently nobody in the media can figure out Trump's appeal.

But it is really not that difficult, so let me lay it out for you nice and simple; the reason Donald Trump is as popular as he is, is because he is not a politician.

That's it.

I don't think there is a single, educated, informed, adult citizen out there today who really believes anymore that politicians are not the enemy of the people.

Politicians have one single, solitary purpose, and if you think it is to serve their constituency you are still one of the uneducated and uninformed.

No, the single, solitary purpose of a politician, any politician, is to separate you from as much of your filthy, hard-earned lucre as they can get away with it.

Of course, there is the secondary motivation of securing and consolidating their power, but like Tony Montana said: "Dis country, ju gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

It's all about the money. Money is freedom, money is power, money is influence, and they want you to have as little of it as possible.

Oh, sure, there may be the odd one who gets into politics for altruistic reasons, but once they realize how much they can steal with practically no consequences, the altruism and patriotism go straight out the window.

People, as in the population in general, because the people close to the top have know this all along, but everyday people have finally figured this out, and then along comes Donald Trump.

He may be an opportunist, an egomaniac, a megalomaniac, a shameless self-promoter, a blow hard and a philanderer, but what he is NOT is a politician. And people are prepared to grasp at any straw, no matter how orange, if it means not putting yet another fat cat, lying, cheating, sociopathic, two-faced, black-hearted politician in office.

Non-politically,

TZ

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