Thursday, February 11, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Valentine's Day is coming up and I have no clue what to do
for my wife.
Last year I went down on her for about an hour...and while
she enjoyed it, I think she was expecting a little something
more.
Have I gotten complacent over fifteen years of marriage? Boy
when we were first married I was one romantic mother fucker.
The things I used to do for (and to) her. Let's see...the
first Valentine's Day after we were married what did I do...?
That's right...I went down on her for an hour.
Huh, I guess I'm still one romantic mother fucker.
Wooingly,
TZ
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