Sunday, January 25, 2015

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I just read an article which claimed that the "cowgirl" or woman on top position is the most dangerous sex position. The reason it is the most dangerous is because it is the most likely to result in a penile fracture.

If you have never heard of this little tiptoe through the tulips, a penile fracture is what happens when an erect dick is bent in half. It doesn't exactly fracture, but there is all sorts of soft tissue damage which can cause swelling, deformity and erectile dysfunction.

So something to avoid if at all possible, especially if you like having your significant other bouncing up and down on top of you like a toddler in a bouncy swing.

Of course, I don't necessarily agree with the finding of this study. While a penile fracture is dangerous, to be sure, there are other sex position which can be much more dangerous.

If you get hurt doing "The Wheelbarrow" or "The Butter Churner" or maybe "The Flip, Flop and Fly" you're going to wish all you had was a little penile fracture.

And if you are interested, the next most dangerous position after "cowgirl" is "doggy-style" position, with the traditional "man on top" being the most safe...if a little boring.

Living dangerously,

TZ

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