Monday, May 16, 2011

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I seriously do not know how these conversations get started,
but Lewis and I were discussing the semantic difference
between a whore and a slut.

"A slut is a woman who will sleep with anyone. A whore is a
woman who will sleep with anyone but you!" Lewis quipped,
trying to give the ancient gag some new life.

"You're putting too much thought into it," I chastised him.
"Whores and sluts are the same thing. A whore is just a slut
with a little business savvy."

Simply,

TZ

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"Ron Paul has announced that he is running for president.
He wants to legalize prostitution and heroin. His campaign
slogan is, 'Let's just see what would happen.'"
-Conan O'Brien



Bella was terribly upset. Her fiance, Marvin, had been to a
clinical psychologist, and the results were not entirely
consoling.

She said to her mother, "I'm not sure the marriage would be
happy, Ma. The psychologist says Marvin tests out to have a
pronounced Oedipus complex."

Her mother shrugged and said, "Don't listen to that fancy
talk. I've watched Marvin and I tell you he's all right.
Just look how much he loves his mother."



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"The CIA is going through the stuff they found in Osama bin
Laden's compound, including a diary. They haven't read it
yet because they can't find the little key to open it up."
-Craig Ferguson


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A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious' in a
sentence. Sally, the class genius, raises her hand and says,
"Last year I got the mumps, and my mom said it was contagious."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Would anyone else like to try?"

Little Johnny raises his hand and stands to give his answer.
"Our next door neighbor was painting her house by hand, and
my dad said it would take the contagious."


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