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Thursday, September 1, 2016

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Well, this is it. Labor Day weekend. That means the summer is just about over. I admit I'm kind of sorry to see it go. It has actually been a pretty good summer (for a change).

And it's going to be just a beautiful 3-day weekend. We are looking at upper 70s and sunny all weekend. So I am going to take advantage by going golfing with Lewis. That will probably turn into a long day with the way he likes to take detours through every single stand of trees and bushes on the course.

And then if I'm feeling very motivated I may barbecue. There is nothing I enjoy more than standing in my own yard, searing a half dozen steaks on the grill while my wife does the rest of the work. And best of all I have all day Monday to recover. In my opinion every weekend should be a 3-day weekend.

You can't ask for much better than that.

Duffingly,

TZ

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