Thursday, January 24, 2013Greetings Laff Lovers,
From what I've read, and, I do enjoy your column, but probably the best place for a copy of your book to go is right next to the porcelain wishing well...hope you know what I'm talking about... Keep up the good, if somewhat kinky work. Where do you think the Dalai Lama reads his copy? After this week the Best of Laffaday book (advertised below) will no longer be available. If you want one of the last few copies make sure you order today!
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TZ
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The missus asked if she pleased me in bed? I said, "Yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth."
"What trick?" she asked?
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But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."
But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering...
"You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard."