Monday, November 28, 2011

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Ah, peace and quiet. Thanksgiving is over, the kids have gone back to school, nobody's sick, nobody has any personal crises and it'll be at least another week or so before the wife starts to go into frenzy mode over holiday decorations. Everything is in a delicate but harmonious balance. It won't last long...but the very temporary nature of life's little "breathers" is what makes them so special.

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Contentedly,

TZ

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Little Johnny goes to school and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

Johnny raises his hand and says, "Mas-tur-bate."

The teacher smiles and says, "Wow Johnny, that's a mouthful."

Little Johnny says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."



Years of smoking finally caught up with my friend John one morning when he keeled over at work, clutching his heart. He was rushed to a hospital and peppered with questions.

"Do you smoke?" asked a paramedic.

"No," John whispered. "I quit."

"That"s good. When did you quit?"

"Around 9:30 this morning."



An exam at a High school in North Carolina, required students to use the word 'handsome' in a sentence.

A girl named Lateshia wrote, "Sometimes when I be suckin' Jamal's dick, my jaw gets sore and I hafta use my handsome."



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Even though she had a nasty cold, my mother insisted on going to a church supper as planned. She tucked several tissues into her clothing, just in case she might need them.

During dinner, she used the two in her sleeves, and then she realized that putting the third tissue into her bra hadn't been such a good idea. She discreetly tried to fish it out but couldn't find it. As she peeked down the front of her dress my dad hissed, "What on earth is the problem?"

There was a lull in the conversation as Mom looked up from her neckline.

"Oh, Dear," she said worriedly. "I had three when I came in."