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Thursday, July 14, 2016

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Fuckin' Brits.

Leave it to them to mainstream lesbian prostitution.

Okay, I might be getting ahead of myself a bit. It is not exactly prostitution. Call it lesbian 'erotic' massage.

But if you get a massage with a 'happy' ending in the United's prostitution.

It is a new trend in London and it is called Yoni. Apparently that is the Sanskrit word for vagina, but it literally means "sacred space" (I guess that's better than "cum dumpster" or "cock socket").

I just read an article by a British "Massage guru" who put herself on the line to get her kitty pet by another woman.

According to her, the goal of the massage isn't an orgasm. The goal is to release physical and emotional blockages by focusing on a lady's private parts and freeing sexual energy to enable the recipient to become more in tune with her body.

To me that sounds like a really long way to say 'orgasm'.

The article's author described how her masseuse, Lisa, lit aromatic candles and put on soothing music before helping the author take off her clothes.

How is that not a trick?

I don't want to go into any more details, but by the end of the article I was a little aroused. If you want to read the complete story I'm sure you can look the article up yourself.

I only wish this story wasn't plastered all over the Internet. I'm afraid my wife is going to want to get one of these Yoni massages (and not let me watch).



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