Monday, March 28, 2011
Greetings Laff Lovers,
My wife and I had a great plan which was going to enable us to
have a night of unbridled passion. She was going out to some
function, and I was going to stay home, get the kids to sleep
and prepare my body for marathon session of humping worthy of
the Olympics. I had stopped at the all natural Chinese store
and bought some ground Bengal tiger penis and powdered white
rhino horn because the little guy behind the counter told me it
would make me last longer than three minutes... (Boy, that makes
it sound like I'm the bitch. Note to self: rewrite this so it
reads like I went out with the guys and my wife stayed home
shaving every inch of her nether regions waiting for me to come
home and make love to her so fiercly that her labia catches
fire.)
So it's late and I'm on the couch when I hear the garage open. I
had had an erection for the past three hours because of all the
Bengal penis, spinach and white rhino horn I had eaten, so I
decided to open my robe and let my wife see me in all my glory.
I grabbed a flower out of a vase, put it in my mouth and
positioned Mr. Winkie in the most flattering position.
I heard footsteps and couldn't help but to smile. Then in walked
my mother-in-law. Surprisingly she didn't scream--I did. I
screamed long and loud like the bitch that I am.
Revealingly,
TZ
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Two friends were hanging out in a Western bar. One decided
to try the Bucking Bronco machine. He managed to hang on
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His buddy was impressed. "Wow!" he exclaimed, "That was sure
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