Monday, August 9, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
We have a girl in the office (or 'woman' I should say for
the sake of the feminists on the list) who I call the Pooper
Snooper. Whenever she sees me walk out of my office with a
book or magazine in my hand she always asks me if I'm going
to the bathroom.
It's a little disturbing. Either she is the nosiest woman
in the world or she has some seriously twisted fetishes.
So today she caught me headed for the hallway with my copy
of "Outliers" by Malcolm Gladwell under my arm and made her
usual intrusion into my private business.
"Yes, I am," I answered. "Do you want to go with?"
"No!" she said with a look of disgust on her face. "That's
just gross."
"Well, from now on I'm going to take pictures of every dump
I take and post it on your Facebook page. That way you'll
stay in the loop."
Scatalogically,
TZ
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A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted
release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill
repute. He was told to go to 225 West 42nd St. By mistake,
he went to 255 West 42nd St, the office of a podiatrist.
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