Thursday, September 2, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
It seems the people of LaGrange and other western suburbs of
Chicago experienced what they thought was an earthquake this
week. The only thing is that the geological society says it
wasn't a quake, but a blast from a quarry several miles away.
The only problem is that the quarry is saying it wasn't them.
At the same time the quake was rattling those windows I recall
seeing a black chopper flying really low to the ground over
my house. It wasn't a regular traffic chopper. I swear I was
looking at it thinking, 'What the hell is that thing doing so
low?'
Hmmm...I think I know what it was, it was the government
testing that new sonic weapon that reportedly can cause
earthquakes (Haiti) and alter the jet stream to wreak havoc
on regional weather (Pakistan).
If Iran is suddenly struck by an earthquake or suffers some
kind of anomalistic weather, then I'll know I'm right. Mean-
while, I will continue to stockpile all the canned goods and
porn I can find.
Blackopsly,
TZ
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This British explorer is in the dark jungle, going where no
western man has gone before. Accompanying him is his trusted
guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter in one. One day
early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a hand-
some, black young man engaged in "playful activities" with
ten beautiful, black young women, all in the nude. The young
man had the biggest, strongest penis the Brit had ever seen,
or even imagined. He was simply awed. He asked his guide who
this man was.
"He is the prince of the tribe that lives on the other side
of the lake, Sir," came the reply. "This is his morning
ritual."
"Ask him," the awed Brit said to his companion, "how did his
penis get to be that size?"
The guide goes to the lake and talks to the man, who seems
to get very agitated by the conversation.
"Well, what did he say?" asked our hero to his assistant on
his return.
"He said, 'There's nothing wrong with my penis. Doesn't the
white man's shrink in cold water?'"
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