Monday, October 4, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I've been a bit backed up lately. I don't know if my wife's
cooking is finally catching up with me or if it's one of
those things that happen as you age. You know, like an older
woman's vagina turns to dust and becomes like the Sahara on
a hot August afternoon? Anyway, Clean Laffs Joe suggested I
try administering myself with an enema.
"I tried that once," I said, "but I just couldn't get myself
to push it in."
"Afraid you were going to like it?"
"Yeah, I thought, 'maybe these homos know something I don't.'"
"Don't be such a baby. Have your wife help you...you can even
make an erotic night out of it."
"Man, what the hell is wrong with you? Having a woman shove
a hose up my ass causing me to shit all over the place is
not my idea of a fun night...anymore."
Old-fashionedly,
TZ
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Men are more controlled by a part of the brain known as the
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in
their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife,
and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar
of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the
wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does the case of Budweiser and its
half the price!"
On the PA system: "Cleanup on aisle 25, husband down."
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