Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
It's about 60 degrees today and as I was walking back into
the office from lunch I ran across a woman who works in the
office upstairs from us. She was dressed in a knee-length
coat, a stocking cap and gloves.
As I stood there in a polo shirt and slacks holding the door
open for her I commented, "Wow, you look awfully bundled up
for such a beautiful afternoon!"
"Yeah," she answered, "I get cold easily."
"Probably because you're too skinny. You need a little in-
sulation!" I offered helpfully. "You should try putting on
a little weight."
"Excuse me?"
"I'm just saying, not only will a little extra fat help to
regulate your body temperature, but most women gain some
volume in the chestal area, too. And that's never a bad
thing."
Physiologically,
TZ
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Magilla, our apeman boss, came into the office the other day
sporting a snappy new suit.
"Nice threads," I commented. "Where'd you pick 'em up?"
He beamed self satisfiedly, "My wife got them for me. Pretty
sharp, huh?"
"Not bad. What was the occasion?"
"Got me," admitted Magilla with a cheerful shrug. "I came
home from work early the other day and there they were,
hanging over the chair in the bedroom."
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