Thursday, February 10, 2011
Greetings Laff Lovers,
The wife has been nagging me about a vacation this year.
"What are you talking about," I argued. "We just went skiing
in Colorado a few months ago!"
"Five of us crammed into an $80-a-night motel for four
nights so we can freeze our butts off eight hours a day on
some mountain is not my idea of an ideal vacation. Me and
the kids want to go someplace warm!"
"That's gratitude for you," I said.
"You want to see gratitude," she answered with that special
look in her eye, "get me to a warm, sunny beach for a week
and I'll show you gratitude."
So now I've been trying to figure out some room in the budget
for another trip this spring. If I get the wife relaxed enough
who knows? I might even get anal.
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A man and his wife were celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary. The wife says to her husband, "We've been
married so long, sweetheart, I hope you feel you can ask
me anything you want. After all this time I want us to be
completely open in our relationship."
The husband replies, "Okay, there is one thing that has
been bothering me for a long time, but I haven't had the
courage to ask before...but I have noticed that all six
of our children look similar to one another except one. I
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have a different father than the rest?"
The wife stops. She is unable to look her husband in the
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father."
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