Thursday, September 8, 2016

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Here's a bit of women's logic for you.

The other day my wife announced she was going to wash the bed linens. She likes to keep me informed about those kinds of things.

"TZ, I'm going to load the dish washer..."

"I'm going to get my legs waxed..."

"I'm going to paint the garage..."

Like I need to be updated on every little mundane task.

Anyway, she told me she was going to wash the bed sheets, and noticing the house was blessedly absent of children I suddenly got the idea to treat her to a quicky.

So running upstairs I snuck up behind her and slipped my arms around her waist while I rubbed 'Tugboat TZ' up against her ass.

"TZ," she giggled, "what are you doing?"

"If you don't know, then it's been too long since we've done it," I told her.

"Why don't we wait until I finish the laundry, then we can snuggle up together on nice, fresh sheets," she said.

"Why wait?" I asked, grinding a little more insistently.

"Because these sheets are gross. I didn't get a chance to wash them last week so they're two weeks old."

"Exactly my point," I explained. "You should always get laid before you change the sheets."

Opportunistically,

TZ

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