Monday, September 27, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
This morning Lewis gave me a couple slices of his left over
stuffed pizza loaded with the works plus hot peppers. I had
it for my lunch and it was actually not too bad. But about
an hour ago it lit my ass on fire.
I came out of the washroom and found Lewis talking to Clean
Laffs Joe.
"Lewis, old buddy," I said, "the hot peppers on that pizza
just tore my ass up."
Joe jumped in, "Well, TZ, next time try eating them instead
of shoving 'em up your ass."
I'll-consider-it-ly,
TZ
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A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is
stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and
approaches, "Can I help you Sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies.
The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
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yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out... "Holy shit! My girl-
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