Monday, July 25, 2011

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Magilla, Lewis and I were on the phone setting up a meeting and then a round of golf with some stiff whose office in downtown.

"Thursday works for me if you don't mind meeting while my cleaning lady is here," he said.

"Is she hot?" I asked.

"No," he said, "not at all. Why, do you have a hot cleaning lady."

I answered, "Yep--my wife."

"Oh."

Tickle-your-ass-with-a-feather-dusterly,

TZ

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"Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it." -Unknown genius



One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said, "I have to sleep with Daddy."

A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, "The big sissy."



The American Medical Association researchers have made a remarkable discovery. It seems that some patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.


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A white guy was having trouble satisfying his wife, so he went to his black buddy at work for advice.

"Listen," said the inept white guy, "I know you brothers always satisfy your women. How do you do it?"

"Oh, dat ain't no problem," said his friend. "What I does is pound it in 'em real fast, and then pull it out of 'em real slow. Keep doin' that and dey come every time."

The white guy went home that night and tried his friend's technique out. He stuck it in real fast, and then pulled it out real slow, just like his buddy said. After a while he asked his wife, "Honey, do notice anything different about the way I'm doing it?"

"Yeah," she said, "you're screwing just like black guy."