Thursday, October 15, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
It was about two in the afternoon and I was heading to the
restroom after lunch and one of the stiffs in the office
was there at the sink. I washed my hands then went over to
the urinal. He said, "You wash your hands before you piss?"
I said, "I just had KFC, I don't want my wife to tell me
I taste like chicken."
Preventingly,
TZ
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* Coffee
* Whiskey
WEEK TWO
* Beans
* Ham
* Coffee
* Whiskey
WEEK THREE
* Beans al fresca
* Thin-sliced Bacon
* Hazelnut Coffee
* Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
* K-Y gel
WEEK FOUR
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* Pancetta
* Coffee (espresso grind)
* 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
* 2 tubes K-Y gel
WEEK FIVE
* Fresh Fava beans
* Jasmine rice
* Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
* Medallions of veal
* Porcini mushrooms
* 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
* 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
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* Heavy whipping cream
* Asparagus (very thin)
* Organic Eggs
* Spanish Lemons
* Gruyere cheese (well aged)
* Crushed Walnuts
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