Sunday, December 7, 2014

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I would like to address one reader who recently wrote to me about a recent issue...


"Hey TZ, what is wrong with the natural aroma of real pussy?"


The answer to that is, of course, Nothing, if you're a cat.

Fancy Feast-ly,

TZ

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Got this text from my brother recently. It read. "Can I stay at your house for a while? The ol' lady kicked me out after she caught me measuring my dick.

For what it's worth, it reaches all the way to the back of her sister's throat!"

[Thanks to Uncle Wayner who has apparently been reading Laff-a-Day WAAAAY too long.]



An exam at a High school in North Carolina required students to use the word 'handsome' in a sentence.

One girl wrote, "Sometimes when I be suckin' Jamal's dick, my jaw gets sore and I hafta use my handsome."



So my wife recently got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. It's really pretty, and functional too. When I put my ear to it I can smell the ocean.



The wife gets naked and by way of foreplay asks her hubby, "What turns you on more: my pretty face or my sexy body?"

Her husband looks her up and down and replies, "Your sense of humor."