Thursday, June 3, 2010
Greetings Laff Lovers,
My yard is starting to look like crap. I guess I just don't
have that green thumb. I've tried replanting a few shrubs
and doing some trimming, but it always ends up looking like
Michael J. Fox did it.
So last weekend I was over at my brother's place and as we
were relaxing on the back patio I was admiring his one acre
backyard. The entire patio is skirted by a lush, well-trimmed
hedge, and at the end of a thick, immaculate carpet of lawn
there is a small thicket of decorative trees, intermixed
with a few fruit trees, each with a perfect circle of mulch
around the base, all carefully arranged to give the impression
of ordered randomness.
I asked him how he manages to keep everything looking so
perfect.
"Easy," he answered. "I have a Mexican guy who comes over
every Saturday with a truck full of tools and pretty much
takes care of anything I need. Last week he helped me plant
that new pear tree over there."
"That must cost a fortune!" I said.
"Not really. He charges me ten bucks an hour."
"Ten bucks?!"
"Mmmm hmmm. Cash."
"Uuuh...can I borrow your Mexican?"
Equal Opportunistically,
TZ
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"Are you all right?" my seatmate on the plane asked, after
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"I'm flying my husband's ashes to Michigan for burial," I
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"I had my horse for 20 years and just put him to sleep last
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