Thursday, October 13, 2011

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Boy, I remember then the Bluetooth device first came out and everybody was scrambling to go "hands free" with their cell phones. It was a big thing.

But why stop there? If you're going to go wireless, go all the way. That's the only way I go.

The 5 in 1 Wireless Headphones give you the freedom to enjoy your favorite music or listen to your favorite television show or movie from up to...35 feet away! You can move around without missing a beat and that's just one of the benefits of the 5 in 1 Wireless Headphones.

This amazing device also allows you to connect to most audio devices, such as televisions, computers, media players, mp3, cd and dvd players. It's also equipped with a built-in FM transmitter (with a scan key on the head-phones to select your favorite radio stations) and use the in-microphone for wireless net chat or wireless monitoring. And they're very comfortable thanks to an easily adjustable head band and a padded headset.

5 in 1 Wireless Headphones

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Features:
- Built-In FM Auto Scan Radio
- Built-in microphone and padded headset
- DGL WH-1005 Wireless 5 in 1 Headphones with FM Radio
- RCA and 3.5mm to RCA cable to plug into most equipment
- Wireless net chat and wireless monitoring

Grab a set or two then enjoy the sound quality and the freedom to roam at home and the office!

Click here to check out the 5 in 1 Wireless Headphones

Wirelessly,

TZ

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"We have a new baby. We named him Daniel, according to the Jewish tradition of giving babies a biblical name. Occasionally, if not using the Bible Jewish people will name the baby after someone who has died a little before the baby was born, such as my cousin who was named Grandpa." -Dennis Wolfberg



Lesson in punctuation

Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you let me be yours?
Jane

Dear John:
I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy.
Will you let me be?
Yours,
Jane



"You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead." --W.W.Renwick



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DATING RITUALS

WHITE WOMEN

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN

First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN

First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in ... and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

The POINT?

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?