Thursday, November 3, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I read an interesting article the other day which listed
seven symptoms a person will display if he or she is not
getting enough sex.
Unlike food, water and sleep, sex isn't a biological
necessity, but it's still pretty important. And if you
haven't gotten any in a while, it can have some seriously
negative effects on your mind and body.
Such as:
?Excessive nervousness
?Migraine headaches and long periods of unjustified anxiety
?Permanent stress
?Lack of appetite
?Insomnia
?Contradictory feelings about certain people
?And frequent sexual fantasies, especially at night
Now, I don't know who wrote this, but I have almost all
of these symptoms constantly (except maybe for lack of
appetite), and I get laid regularly. So either this guy
is a complete quack, or I am some sort of insatiable,
sexual freak.
Freakily,
TZ
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your family at this link: mailto:tz@gophercentral.com
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