Thursday, March 5, 2015

Greetings Laff Lovers,

Lewis and I were comparing old and more current movies.

"I like the old ones better," I said. "They were deeper. Had more meaning."

"Yeah...Hey, who was the guy who got butt-fucked in Deliverance?"

"Ned Beatty. See? They just don't make classics like that anymore."

Reviewingly,

TZ

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"A DEA agent in Utah is warning against passing a medical marijuana bill because it could cause rabbits near marijuana farms to become addicted and lose their natural instincts. Rabbits said, 'You mean our natural tendency to eat and have sex and act super paranoid all the time?'" -Jimmy Fallon



A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours.

The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this!" and she goes downstairs.

She finally comes back up to bed and her husband asks, "The dog is STILL barking, what have you been doing down there?"

The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard. Let's see how THEY like it!"



"Boston Medical Center found that 15 percent of 2-year-olds in the Boston area drink as much as 4 ounces of coffee a day. The parents claim they give the kids coffee only when they need it, like when the kid wakes up with a hangover." -Jimmy Kimmel



Eddie, wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office...but she was dating someone and wouldn't give him the time of day.

Finally Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I know you're not interested in a relationship with me, but I'll give you $100 if you just let me have sex with you."

The girl responded with an immediate and offended, "NO!"

Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up. I promise!"

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.

So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend said, "He must be crazy! Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down and we'll be 200 bucks richer."

She agreed and accepts the proposal.

20 minutes goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after a half hour the boy- friend calls and asks, "Well...what happened???"

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"