Monday, June 4, 2012

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I was talking with Clean Laffs Joe about the change to his lifestyle now that he's getting married.

"Has she moved in yet?" I asked.

"No, and she might not even move in until after the honeymoon. We just don't have any time to move her!"

"Sheeeit," I sympathized, "tell the bitch to forget the clothes and just bring her body over. That's the important part. If you're getting married you'd better be getting laid."

"I hope so," he answered, "'cause she can't cook."

Sounds like a healthy relationship.

Counselingly,

TZ

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I met an older woman at a club last night.

This isn't usually my thing, but she was attractive enough for a 50-year-old. We had a few drinks, danced a little bit, and the next thing you know my hand was caressing her thigh and she was whispering dirty nothings in my ear.

Then she asked me if I'd ever had a sportsman's double, a mother and daughter 3-some?

I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says tonight was my lucky night.

We went back to her place. She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"