Thursday, January 6, 2011
Greetings Laff Lovers,
We were watching TV when a commercial for a new anti-aging
cream came on. There were before and after pictures of older
women with normal smile lines and crows feet that mysteriously
disappeared after rubbing this Sta-Tight stuff all over their
faces.
"Wow," I said grabbing a pencil and writing down the number,
"I'm going to get some of this stuff."
"What on earth for?" my wife asked. "Are you that vain?"
"It ain't for me, baby," I said. "It's for your poonani. After
having three kids you could use a little tightening."
Cut-offly,
TZ
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"Two people won the Mega Millions lottery. Playing the
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I get my happiness from the small things ? literally,
midgets." -Craig Ferguson
Ok, it's official. I'm getting old. The other day I was
walking back to my car from the grocery store. Coming
into the store was this smoking hot 18, maybe 17 year
old, blonde. I mean she was hot.
My thought? "I wonder what her mother looks like."
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I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other
day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights
we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she
asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little
of that magic.
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you
now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw
me."
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with
a waistband that's a few inches wider these days."
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased
me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute.
"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.
So I told her to fuck off.
Email TZ at: mailto:tz@laffaday.com