Monday, October 7, 2013

Greetings Laff Lovers,

The wife must be ovulating. She came out of the bathroom last night and announced with a purr, "TeeeeZeeee...I just shaved my pussy. Do you know what that means?"

"Yeah," I answered, not looking up from my Golf Digest, "the fucking drain in the bathtub is plugged up again."

I-have-a-headache-ly,

TZ

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There were two old men sitting on a park bench talking. One old man asked the other, "How is your wife?"

Second old man replied, "I think she may be Dead!"

First old man, "What do you mean you THINK she may be dead?"

Second old man, "Well... the sex is the same but the dishes are starting to pile up."



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Two nuns sat at a traffic light in their car when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside.

"Hey! Let's see your tits, you stuck up penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are. Show them your cross."

So Sister Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off you little shits, before I come over there and rip your balls off!"

Sister Immaculata looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?"