Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I hobbled into the office all hunched over and in pain.
"What happened, TZ?" Marzee, the editor of our Daily Recipe
list asked.
"I blew out my back."
"Oh, you poor dear!" she said empathetically while hurrying
over to lend me a hand. "How?"
"Well, I was showing my wife how I wanted her to put her
ankles when we make love, and kablooey, searing pain... You
know, the first ankle went behind my head pretty easily. It
was the second one that did me in."
Demonstratingly,
TZ
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There are two old men on a bench watching a pretty young
thing walking by. One says "Are you getting what I am
getting?"
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understand. When I was twenty, I could grab my cock with
both hands and could not stop it pointing at the sky.
When I got to forty, I could wrestle it down to level with
the horizon. When I got to sixty, I found I could point
it at the ground and now I am eighty I turn it around and
tickle my own ass with it."
First guy says, "Just what don't you understand about that?"
Second guy answers, "Just when am I going to stop getting
any stronger?!"
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