Thursday, September 6, 2012Greetings Laff Lovers,
Today actually turned out to be a nice day, so I decided to take my car in for its emissions test. It passed.
As a bonus, the cute, 20-something technician chick was flirting with me. Okay, maybe not flirting, but she did smile at me when I suggested something fun we could do with her sensor wand, which is a hell of a lot better than what I was expecting her to do, which was hit me with it.
So I was feeling pretty good when I got back to the office this afternoon. That's when I got a call from my wife. She said, "TZ, remember you were complaining about an itch this morning? Well, I think I gave you a yeast infection. Write down the name of this cream I want you to pick up for us on your way home from work today."
Deflatedly,
TZ
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'Like' Deal of the Day Here"A new study has found that men and women see colors differently. Women can perceive more than 50 shades of gray, whereas men see a poorly written book." -Jimmy Kimmel
Science magazine came out with a report on the difference between men and women's brains.
Apparently women are more controlled by a part of the brain called singletgyrus.
Men are more controlled by a part of the brain known as the penis.
If you wife or girlfriend ever asks, 'If I was to arrange a threesome for your birthday, which of my friends would you pick to join in?'
Never give two names.
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THE WORLD ACCORDING TO TZI recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so.
I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the corner pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.' So she unwrapped the package, took one out and rolled it over her index and middle fingers. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was putting it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked.
I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my two fingers to show her.
She fainted.