Monday, March 14, 2011
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Clean Laffs Joe walked into the office whistling happily.
"Good morning, TZ!" he said. "How are you this fine day?"
"Apparently not as good as you," I said. "What're you so
happy about?"
He leaned in close and whispered, "I got some sweet lovin'
last night."
"Really?" I said clapping him on the back. "Me, too! I
must've just missed you."
Sharingly,
TZ
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"Don't make the same mistake twice seems to indicate three
mistakes, doesn't it? First you make the mistake. Then you
make the same mistake. Then you make the same mistake twice.
If you simply say, 'Don't make the same mistake,' you'll
avoid the first mistake, won't you?" --George Carlin
Halfway through a romantic dinner at a nice, cozy restaurant,
my husband smiled and said, "You look so beautiful under
these lights."
I was falling in love all over again when he added, "We gotta
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Last June, my friend told me about her plans for our upcoming
prom. "I'm renting a stretch limo and spending $1,000 on a
new dress, and I've reserved a table at the most expensive
restaurant in town," she said.
Our teacher overheard her and shook her head. "I didn't spend
that much on my wedding."
My friend answered, "I can have three or four weddings. But
a prom you do only once."
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